i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
Just witnessed a walk of shame by a guy in a half gorilla suit. It's going to be a good day.
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
The sun is out, the birds are chirping, I made some brownies, I'm not pregnant
This is literally what my 13-year old cousin said to me this morning.
You know you're stoned when you tell your dog you're stoned only to realise he's not in the pickup
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
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