he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
Bro, I met the coolest hottest chick tonight and she has the hottest friends.
Where are you?
Strip Club
Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
Are you hungover?
No. I'm hiding under my covers and hoping it doesn't find me.
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