My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
let’s face it, me joining a co-ed soccer league is like, 33% motivated by my crotch seeking a healthy outlet
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