Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
well you can't waste a boner
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
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