Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
No, it wasn't really a sexy 'I'm going to go masturbate.' It was an 'I'm going to go masturbate' that implied I was going to drink a tall boy of Mikes and cry while I looked at lesbian porn.
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
Seriously though, I walked in and he was holding my cat in the air singing "the circle of life"...
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