awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
im pretty sure vibrators are the best invention since dinosaur chicken nuggets
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
Yo, I can't just ask my mom where she relocated my vibrator to, can I?
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
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