How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
i feel like my life has become an afroman song and idk whether i should be sad about that or not
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
And I'm still awake, and you left me. Like the guy on Jurassic Park, that jumped out of the car expecting me to save myself while there is a man eating T-rex ready to tear my ass apart except theres a mathematician and paleontologist there to save me because they are bad asses.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
Day drunk. He was sitting in the back seat, opened the door, leaned out, and peed right there in the dutch bros drive through. No one even noticed haha
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