but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
I want to be your penis for a week.
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
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