She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
He says I tipped the waitress ten dollars because she "smelled like pigs in a blanket."
foreskin is a definite game changer
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
I want to eat a stick of butter
Did your pain meds kick in?
It tastes nice
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
Randomize
