your thong is hanging out like whoa
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
bad sex. bad bad bad. it was like trying to pick up an overcooked noodle with an empty pringles can. why do these guys always seem to find me?
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
Don't feel sorry for me. I'm getting Red Lobster and sex tonight. Nothing can bring me too far down.
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
Every time I started to really hate the guys on tinder, the universe throws me a muscly beardy bone.
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
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