just woke up and my boobs have "fun police" written on them
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
pro-tip: weed infused snickerdoodles are far less conspicuous to eat at work than brownies. no one ever suspects the snickerdoodle.
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
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