what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
I haven't worn deodorant in like three days and have been laying around in my underwear listening to music and drinking. I think i've made my own Bonnaroo in my apartment.
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
found a ham sandwich in the elevator it tasted so hungry and it was still fresh. dont be mad at me. you know you love ham.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
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