I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
Drunk in my hotel room, eating taco bell, and crying at Nicki Minaj's life story.
This is why I keep you in my life.
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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