well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
I think im gonna have to stop sexting on the metra. The middle aged businessman behind me just leaned over and whispered 'dirty girl' and highfived his seatmate.
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
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