therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
So I just accidentally joined a bar crawl and got a free shotski of Jameson. I love life.
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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