I'm so bummed I missed coconut bowling. It's fucking cold here and no coconuts to be found
I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
Professor took us out for drinks. She said if I ordered the 64oz "Call a Cab," she'd give me an A. I drank it in 5 minutes. A+?
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
Fun Fact: I do not remember what its like to be sober between drinking off and on for two weeks at my "vacation" and being on painkillers for my mouth now
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
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