Have you finally orgasmed yet?
i mistaked the back of her knee for her vagina
He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
Whoever decided to wrap my shins in duck tape owes me new leg hair.
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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