I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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