ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
this just has baby written all over it
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
it's great music for shaving your balls
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
I have an explanation for how we got this drunk this fast... but you wont like it. We are officially in complete liver failure.
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
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