I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
A DRUNK EMT IS BETTER THAN NO EMT!!!
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
Is singing the Indiana Jones theme while I put on the condom off limits?
I'm not the one who can lose their erection, so it's fair game
Boobs speak an international language.
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
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