it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
Hmm. I hear gunshots, car horns blaring, hear drunk white people screaming, and see about fifty status updates pertaining to the hawks. I guess they won.
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
I'm honored that you could tear yourself away from your girlfriend's vagina long enough to text me.
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