dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
I can only send "I want your dick" texts to so many guys before I accidentally over-book myself. I need a day planner.
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
Know anything about my roof collapsing last night?
Tequila.
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
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