Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
I use my feet as sexual weapons
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