Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
I'm tuning in to watch Heidi Montag crash and burn on the Miss Universe Pageant. Somebody call 911. and I'm not talking about the Sean Kingston song.
I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
Girls should come with a carfax report
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
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