Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
I just had to blow my nose on a mcdonalds receipt in my car. Its time to stop doing coke.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
My bar tender texts me around 5ish and ask what I feel like, so it's ready for me when I get home. All star service.
Dude. You are the LAST person that should live above a bar.
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
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