Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
Some creeps at the festival started talking to me, so I told them I was going change my tampon. Worked like a charm.
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
My dad is sitting where you rode me
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
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