Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
Just specific performance'd my way into her pants. I literally said specific performance and that shit worked. Thanks B. Law!
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
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