I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
it hurts more in the daytime
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
You put a bag of sliced onions in the microwave then screamed, "voila, onion rings!"
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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