I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
I come bearing gifts of whiskey and vagina
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
Your shirt... Was in my pants
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
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