if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Remember that time I came into your room after taking a muscle relaxant and we argued about what state has the longest coastline?
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
It's a pity Stephen Hawking can't do sarcasm.
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
Can we just focus for a minute on the fact that I HAD MY FIRST LESBIAN ENCOUNTER.
Right. How rude of me to inform you that you're going to be an aunt.
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
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