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ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
You asked the waitress what the corking fee would be on the Joose you smuggled into the restaurant.
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
I'm chatting on my fake OkCupid account and watching Lion Witch & Wardrobe on my second screen. Hail me, King of the Creepers
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
Put an egg in my coffee filter this morning. I think I am still drunk.
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
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