giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
She said my main job as maid of honor is to ensure the groom doesn't find out that each of his seven groomsmen has had his penis inside her.
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
sick fucks of a feather flock together
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
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