I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
I'm sitting in my 10 am lecture drinking a flask out of a dorritos bag...I think people are starting to notice but I'm already too drunk to care
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
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