Pappa wants mamma naked
im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
Gay?
German.
Pity.
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
You know something is wrong with your life when your mom is at the bar getting free tequila shots and you aren't
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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