I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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