But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I woke up, mistook him for my ex, and started screaming. It was all that chest hair. I don't think this relationship is going anywhere.
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
You should have seen the look on the cashiers face when I was buying steel reserve with a suit on.
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
I'm 99% sure I high fived a girl over mashed potatoes last night
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
My doctor said I can only have one drink at a time, ever, from now on. My life has officially started its decline.
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
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