if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
I just had a librarian tell me that "wikipedia is like sex"
When he expanded on the analogy it actually made sense. "you're going to do it either way, so I'm just going to tell you how to do it safely."
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
I take back everything I said about communal showers
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
I need mimosas to revive my soul
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