i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
Who put the fucking tampon in my Mike's hard lemonade?
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
After drinking all day I popped an adderal, slammed three beers in a row, apparently told the bartender "thanks bitch" then ran on stage.
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