dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
Hey.... can you explain to me why when I woke up this morning my cell phone background had been changed to me getting a piggy back ride from a drag queen?
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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