woke up with food on the counter from chipotle, taco bell, green cactus, and on the border take out. explain?
you were trying to get this Spanish chick to sleep with you. you were showing her how much you "loved her native food."
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
I'm going to crush up my last 7 Percocets into a fine powder and toss my popcorn in it.
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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