he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
Given he decided my interview was a date, showed up drunk and insisted on carrying me everywhere, we weren't off to a good start.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
Randomize