last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
Decided to stop by the store on my walk of shame. I must really look like shit, a six year old girl just walked up to me and said "my mommy wanted me to tell you Jesus loves you." Thanks kid.
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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