Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
I just bought the ATT family protection plan so that I could block all of my old bar hookups from booty calling me...
Our house almost burnt down last night. I woke up at 4:10am to the smoke alarm going off bc the bean bag chair was on fire so i extinguished it and smoked a bowl at 4:20 to celebrate my fire extinguishing abilities
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
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