what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
On Wednesday I'm putting wine in a water bottle and crashing Margaret thatchers funeral
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
like, by the end of my shift people were asking if I'd sobered up enough to take a drink order yet. that bad.
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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