So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
Dude, I couldn't come. She sounded like a goddamn dying walrus.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
my mom was in labor with me for 32 hours, it's only fair to start drinking now.
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
So basically, I've just woken up in another random bed and I go to get my pants and he's wearing them. Like my underwear is in them... What the fuck is wrong with my life?
is there a way to sugar-coat "shes in jail" when someone is texting me asking where their friend is?
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
PUB CRAWL IS THE WEEK I COME BACK FROM NOLA OMG OMG OMG. Has it been a year already since I tried to make out with you and you let a bar tender take a shot out of your cleavage? Time flies.
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
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