it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
I hope they realize that to me "collecting their mail" is synonymous with "fucking in every room in their house, and twice in the party shower."
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
thank you for being a reason not to completely check out of my life and start sleeping all day, crying all night, and living off vodka acquired through credit card debt
Last night's dream consisted of you, me, a sauce pan full of cocaine and light sabers. I almost cried when I woke up.
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
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