This girl is more easily done than said...
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
You couldn't stand up so I took you home, took off your makeup, put you to bed then shaved off your eyebrows. I so nearly won the responsible adult prize.
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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