he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
you left a paper here that says 'to do list' but it looks like you just wrote "drink a bunch of cough syrup and watch Who's the Boss" like 60 times
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
I just stole a bunch of balloons from a birthday party and am giving one to each person at the bar.
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
Omg I'm having dinner at chilli's with a guy who is arguing that getting a weed leaf tatoo on his neck will prevent him from getting a job as a dental assistant
Well that actually sounds reasonable
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