So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
You made a "martini" bagel. Took a bagel dunked it in vodka and put olives in it
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
I woke up this morning to find myself laying in a beer puddle with "I'm sorry" written on the shaft of my dick and Nicole was nowhere to be found. Gotta love her
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
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