she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
Kind of like the new iOS 10 because I can send sexts with fireworks or confetti. Really gets the point across
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
My history professo slid into my DMs. Granted I did give him “fuck me” eyes during a lecture a few times.
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