1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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