yo - did your mom get a boob job (I think she did)
Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
Do you know how hard it is to masturbate with a runny nose?
you used progresso chicken soup as a mixer last night
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
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