And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
I'm retiring my vagina. Better yet I'm Farve-ing it.
Def the best call fo sho
That way it can come out of retirement anytime and play for different teams. And it can wear Wranglers.
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
Let's go get our ovaries removed together. It'll be like bonding by getting mani/pedis, but with more vicodin and less unwanted pregnancies.
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
Single person behavior: I wanted a cookie but was too lazy to make or go buy any, so I let cookie dough ice cream melt and ate all the chunks. Pantsless.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
Randomize
