That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
I think its a sure sign I need to get laid when every cloud in the sky looks like a penis.
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
Woke up at 10 with bourbon being shoved down my throat and him yelling, "shot train! Don't be a bitch"
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
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