Midget sex pt 2 tonight
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
she says she's going to shake me awake in 15min intervals if I pass out
this was your mom?
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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