just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
Seriously, you can't give someone's wife an orgasm on the dance floor of a gay nightclub and then hang out with her husband the following week
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
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