Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
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